1= Teacher:Ack, why you are doing your math multiplication on the floor?
       Jack: You told me to do it without using tables....

2=Teacher:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it.Now ,John,do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 John:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

3=Teacher:Harold,what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Harold: A Teacher.

4=Boy calls 911 ,Hello?
     I need your help.
  911=Alright,what is it?
   Boy=Two girls are fighting over me.
   911=So,what's your emergency?
   Boy=The ugly one is winning....hahahahahaha