Funny Story

     

      A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
      He said,"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman,who was not my wife"
      The audience was in silence and shock.The speaker added,
      "And that woman was my mother"
      Laughter and applause.
      A week later,a top manager trained by the speaker tried to crack this good joke at home.But
      he was already a bit foggy after a drink.
      He said loudly to his wife,who was preparing dinner.
      "The greatest years of my life where spent in the arms of a woman,who!"
       The wife went :"Huh??" with shock and rage.
       Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,the man finally blurted out.
      " ..........And  i can not remember who she was"
       By the time he regained conciousness,he was on a hospital bed ,nursing burns from boilling water.
       hahahaha